Here we go again...fantastic.

Here we go again, folks. My love life's fucking hilarious. It's a fucking joke. Here's why:

My girlfriend has failed miserably. She's a compulsive liar. Yes, a true blue COMPULSIVE one. I've never met anyone like that.

She forgot that my profession is to dig out stuff others can't seem to dig out. She also forgot that I'm resourceful and I have my ways. She forgot that I will never falsely accuse without evidence...because hey, I can get my pants sued off.

What she truly forgot was to be honest and forthright.

Honestly, there's no point trying to tell me stories cos I can see through most of her lies and tall tales. There's also no point telling me white lies or choosing not to reveal something because things would be much better if she had. I wouldn't mind a lot of things but I guess she doesn't know me well enough.

Yes, I've been innately unhappy. I should shed this facade...this mask of smiles in front of her. All these lies and senseless stories are getting to me.

It shouldn't be like this...gosh she should go and try out as a storyteller. Write a novel while you're at it, why don't you?

I've been transparent all this while. I've been honest all this while..ok maybe 90%. And then I forgot not everyone's like me...in fact, everyone has lots of secrets to hide. I do too...but I was honest and transparent with almost everything.

Nothing beats this...seriously. To even have to spin a story?! Even after interrogation? She beats everyone hands down. Bravo!

When I found my source and proof, it rendered me speechless. Well done. Really. Only you can do something like that. And you know what? You win.

One month down the road and nothing changes. No lessons learnt, no one takes heed.

Not even me...

Seriously, honestly....Fuck My Life. Fuck hers too.